Please make sure you turn up at least 30 minutes before the start time on your ticket. Honestly, it’s important. Why the serious face? Because we need this time to… scan your tickets, get you prepped and ready for the show, let you stash your phones and other personal gear in our lockers – they’re complimentary, BTW, because we’re lovely – and also take sensational selfies in stunning satin bomber jackets and also have your all-important Team Talk. And so on.

In summary, then, we’re not trying to be awkward. There’s just a lot to do before you walk into The Maze, so please turn up nice and early. At least 30 minutes early – it makes everything run smoothly, which is better for us and more enjoyable for you. Trust us – we’ve done this before.